Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...

Lionel Messi

I can't hold Diego forgot my birthday as good as afterwards attempted to give me the bag of flour as the present. ... you think the reason you haven't scored the idea in the World Cup yet is since they didn't let me move my Legos. ... My hair feels similar to its starting to swallow my head. ... Hahaha tomorrow I'm starting to call Martin Palermo "Grandpa" since he's so old as good as he smells similar to physio creams. ... If you had my Legos right now, you would build the Lego tree so you can fake to be the South African gorilla without people looking at me funny. ... you can't hold the sweets you put in my captain's armband fell out during the game. Why have an armband if you can't put sweets in it? ... Seriously, if you win, Diego better keep his guarantee to take us to Legoland...

Patrice Evra

That...that did not go well. ... On the scale of 1 to awesome, you would give which World Cup, like, the negative forever as well as another -12. Divided by the horse turd. ... If you ever see Domenech again, I'm starting to chuck sliced turkey at him. Without the doubt, I'm all you do that. you only have to be certain to lift sliced turkey around for the while. ... you have no idea what is on my t-shirt right now. ... you goal you remembered to container my electric razor. you always forget to container my electric razor as good as afterwards you have to buy as good as new the single though it's never the same as good as you end up chopping up my face for similar to the month. ... Ugh, you really forgot to container my electric razor...

Eiji Kawashima

WHY ARE THEY KICKING BALLS AT ME

Didier Drogba

Time for the disgraces. ... First, after two games, I'm the only the single who has scored for Ivory Coast as good as my arm is pretty much legally dead. Total f***ing disgrace. ... Then, my Chelsea teammate Nicolas Anelka got sent home for revelation Domenech what everybody should tell Domenech. That was the ridiculous f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Kalou got which reticent haircut as good as didn't giggle when you said his conduct looks similar to the speed bump now. That was an comprehensive f***ing disgrace. ... Then, there were those times which those translucent bowling ball-headed refs cheated Chelsea out of the Champions League. That...that was a...

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