Fabio Capello is the scariest man in the universe

Fabio Capello: strong, disciplined, an iron man upon a touchline, in complete control, deferential to his assistants, ease under pressure.

Well, maybe that's how a England manager behaved during a team's successful World Cup qualifying campaign, but all of that composure has gone completely out a window. An unclear Spanish-language TV channel has helpfully compiled a video (with NSFW subtitles) of a England manager's antics upon a bench during a England vs. Slovenia match, that you'll recall England won only narrowly upon a Jermain Defoe point-blank set upon in a first half.

While several different commentators chimed in after a diversion about where England indispensable to improvemore urgency upon a ball, a deeper defensive lineit's transparent that Capello thinks England should press more. Press! PRESS! HEY PRESS! PRESS!

When it was transparent England wasn't dire enough for his liking, Capello someway managed to out-psycho assistant coach Stuart "Psycho" Pearce by telling him to sit down and get up in a space of two seconds. If this is how Capello deals with a stress of playing Slovenia, Pearce might want to look into getting some physique armour forward of a Germany diversion upon Sunday.


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