North Korea drubbing blamed on Kim Jong-Il

There's a lot of things a single could blame Portugal's domination of North Korea last Monday on. For starters, a single group had Cristiano Ronaldo as good as twenty-two other players from a same country which produced him, as good as a other group didn't. Somewhere farther down which list after most other telling signs of basic bent difference is which Kim Jong-Il was enforcing bad strategy upon a North Korean side through a little type of invisible magic mobile-phone he invented. Hey, it is North Korea we're talking about. The Chuson Ilbo explains:

After a finish rout of North Korea by Portugal upon Monday in their second compare of a World Cup, a little observers have seized upon a opportunity to blame North Korean personality Kim Jong-il personally. The permit was supposing by a claim by a team'scoach Kim Jong-hun which a dictator "gives regular tactical advice during matches using mobile phones which are not visible to a exposed eye." Thecoach combined a fantasy device was invented by Kim Jong-il himself.

Wow, an incredible new invention done so which mobile phones can be done invisible to a exposed eye. Kim Jong-Il invented pockets! Or might be ear buds! Or presumably both!

"Given a approach a North Korean system of administration works, a football manager can't just mention Kim Jong-il's name as good as speak about him as he likes," a South Korean official said. "The invisible-mobile-phone part might be silly, though it's probably loyal which Kim Jong-il's orders are delivered to a coach."

Yes, might be by a non-invisible mobile phone used before a compare or something.

A source who knows Kim Jong-hun's personification character really good pronounced which a compare opposite Portugal was not played in a approach a North Korean manager! longed for as good as which he must have been pressured from someone outside. "Kim Jong-hun, who is stoical as good as laid-back, adheres to defense-oriented strategy since he was before a defender, though North Korea played an irrational offense-oriented strategy during a time when a gap was widening," a source said.

You heard it here first. Instead of letting manager Kim Jong-hun go upon his defensive counter-attacking character of play which tender a doubters opposite Brazil, Kim Jong-Il attempted to force his beautiful sum football upon a North Koreans as good as now they have been eliminated from a World Cup. Kim Jong-Il will probably punish himself by punishing those around him.

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